Monday, September 21, 2009

Dear Circle K Management...

Dear Management:

I had the pleasure of stopping by your establishment today. Not to get gas as one might think but I had to use the ladies room. It was an emergency! So therefore, that's where you come into the picture. So I proceed to walk inside and what do you know, a lady who apparently felt she had to go to the bathroom more so then I did beat me to it. So I sit there, ponder a little while, she's taking forever, and I ponder some more. I'm thinking hmmmmm, don't think anyone is in the men's room. Should I? Indeed, I think I should.

My friends, if you're not familiar with MckMama's blog... I had a "NOT ME" moment. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I really don't know which one's worse, going into the men's room without realizing, or going into the men's room intentionally. I'm getting off track here.

So as I proceed to do my thing, this restroom is a sight you never want to behold. It was the most digusting piece of filth I had EVER in my life seen. Seriously, I know you don't have women cleaning it because it had men written ALL over it. I never wanted to get out of a restroom so quick in my life.

1. Fix the toilet paper holder.

2. Things are supposed to be hanging in the wall, not from the wall.

3. Get more soap.

4. Clean the sink.

5. Clean the toilet.

6. And get more restrooms for pete's sake.

This was no pleasant experience, I would have you know. I truly hope you heed my advice, because if I shall ever have to peek inside a men's restroom again, heavens to Betsy, it better have a woman's cleaning touch.

That's all.

Circle K Customer

And not only this but to top it all off, as I'm in the restroom, the doorknob jiggles because a "man" is wanting to get in. Can you believe that?

Not embarassing AT ALL!


Emily said...

I have used the men's room in times of desperation too!! Ugh, those gas station restrooms are disgusting. Yuck yuck yuck!

Katie said...

Funny funny. Thanks for making me smile.

Adorably Distracted... said...

lol i would have loved to see his face when you walked out. That happened to me one night when I was at the bar with my parents. Someone wouldn't hurry so hubs watched the door and i went to the guys room... some guy was standing there as i came out and i just smiled. I think sometimes guys understand our pain of the long line...

Lindsey said...

Haha you were my first laugh today!

Annie said...

too funny!!
hopefully you never have to use the men's restroom again!! ;)

Heather said...

LOL I'll never forget when I was a little girl my sister and I went to work with my dad on a saturday and there was no one in the office but us. My sister and I were in the bathroom taking too long so my dad came in to get us out and he said "Wow the girls bathroom is SOO much nicer than the boys!" I don't know why I remember that but I do!!

Tiffany said...

If I have to go bad I go into the mens restroom and no matter where I go it always so nasty.

Sometimes when I think I might have to use the men's bathroom I think it would be alot better and not as bad to just use the bathroom on myself. LOL...