Friday, December 17, 2010

Dear Santa...



I know you’re busy at the Northpole getting everything together for the big day. But this is Lauren from Florida and I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written you since my childhood days, but I’m all grown-up now and as we age, our list and requests change.

And I’m here to say that all I want for Christmas is a new Fed-Ex guy for our office. Preferably one less creepy, flirtatious (I wouldn’t mind this if the age wasn’t concerning), and really just one that doesn’t make my skin crawl.

That’s all!

Think you can handle it??

I know all I have to do is "Believe" and Santa, I do, I do believe!!

And I won't even tell you about my Mailman, Santa, at the house.. I will save that for next Christmas!

So Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight!!

Love,
Me

11 comments:

Jenny said...

LOL I love this!

Happy Weekend!

Jacquie said...

Bless your heart.

Jen said...

Doesn't sound like too much to ask!! Hoping you get your Christmas wish!!

Love your blog! I am your newest follower!!

:)

Jen

a boy a girl and a pug said...

Laughing so hard. You can borrow mine. He's very nice but his shorts are a bit too short. Ha!

Rosie said...

You are too funny! Hope you get your Christmas wish this year!

BARBIE said...

I hope Santa comes through for you!

Ellen Grant said...

Just send him to my house and I'll make him work if off. =)

ourhomeinprogress said...

awww I hope you get your wish. YUCK to the creepy fed ex guy!

Perfectly Imperfect said...

I really, really want you to snap a picture of this guy!

Jessica @ Acting Adult said...

Hah, awesome. I hope you get your Christmas wish and that the FedEx can get reassigned someday!

Erin said...

I used to work at a book store, and we all had a crush on our UPS guy. Maybe he'll transfer to Florida!